Some Brief Words About Your Car

A few words about your car. If you just had a kid, lets talk about your car. Before you had children, you used to have a car that you drove, and your wife used to have a car that she drove. Your car. Her car. Very simple.

But the title to this section is a misnomer now. YOU no longer have a car. Now, there is one car that is safer and has carseats permanently installed. This car is called “the baby’s car.” There is another, probably smaller, probably less safe car, that either doesn’t have a car seat, or has the shitty, second-hand car seat. That is the “non-baby car.” If you have the baby, you take the baby’s car. If you don’t have the baby, you take the non-baby car.

You don’t have a car anymore.